THE PLOT...
The Land of the Free is in terrible shape with Baron Von Biden in charge and Choosing Day is quickly approaching. Comma-la-la-la has to come up with a plan so that the villagers won't choose King Donald again. She calls on her good friend shifty(Adam Schiff) to recruit some backup.
Shifty runs straight to back of the castle to Baron Von Biden's favorite pet, the Dragon of Jalapenos(DOJ). With a little treat the small dragon is turned into a huge beast! After some convincing (and lying) the dragon takes off to attack King Donald.
With some help from Kash the wizard King Donald is able to set the record straight with the dragon and walk away with only a singe of his ear.
About Kash Patel
Kash Patel currently serves as Senior Advisor for National Security, Defense, and Intelligence to President Trump.
After more than a dozen years in government service as a public defender, national security prosecutor and JSOC civilian- Kash took senior leadership positions in the Trump Administration, including Chief of Staff for the Department of Defense (DoD), Deputy Director of National Intelligence, and Deputy Assistant to President Trump & Senior Director for Counterterrorism.
As the chief investigator for Congress’ Russia Gate investigation under then Chairman Devin Nunes, Kash exposed rampant illegal activity by those leading our agencies of law enforcement. He uncovered the unlawful actions of the FBI/DOJ to spy on the Trump campaign, including intentionally withholding evidence of innocence from the FISA Court, the falsification of court documents, and authored the famous Nunes Memo which laid out the historic corruption and weaponization of law enforcement.
Kash is the author of the bestselling book, “Government Gangsters,” which exposes Deep State government corruption. President Trump called this book “a brilliant roadmap to take back the White House and remove these gangsters from all of government.” Kash is also the producer of Steve Bannon’s film adaptation of his bestselling book, which was released under the same title.
He authored two children’s books to much critical acclaim, “Plot Against the King” and “The Plot Against the King 2.”
Kash Patel is the Founder of The Kash Foundation, a 501(c)(3) dedicated to providing financial assistance to active duty service members and veterans, legal defense funds, and education programs.
Kash currently sits on the board of directors for Trump Media Technology Group.
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